I HATE YOU ALL. D<

1. Name: Stephanie
2. Nickname(s): Prongs, Spock, Lucius, John, Boris, the left half, the Holy Spirit and any others I might have missed.
3. Birthday: April 14
4. That makes you: 16
5. Where were you born: California
6. Location right now: Office
7. Shoe size: 8 1/2
8. How many piercings?: NONE.
9. Tattoos?: 0
10. When you wake up you're: Unwilling to get the hell out of bed
11. When your about to sleep you're: Nightdreaming (you can't daydream at night, right?)
12. Zodiac sign: Aries
13. Chinese sign: Rooster
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty. :3
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: Pigfarts

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: Taiwanese & Lebanese, although I've been mistaken for Hispanic and Native Alaskan.
18. Hair colour: Dark brown
19. Eye colour: Brown
20. Weight: Like...135, I think. I don't really keep track.
21. Height: 5'6"
22. Braces? GOT THEM OFF LAST MONTH. HELL YES.
23. Glasses? Yes, but I wear contacts to school.

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Never.
25. If so, who?
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? Yes.
27. Who has a crush on you? How the hell would I know?
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? NO BOYFRIENDS.
29. Who was your first kiss: Never had one. :3
30. Who was your last: NEVER HAD ONE.
31. Are you a virgin? Yup.
32. Ever had a threesome before? Lol no
33. If you could have sex with anyone, who would that be? ...Damn it, if I were a necrophiliac, I would say Heath Ledger...but I'm not.
34. Have you ever been in love? I might have, but I don't really know how love feels, so I wouldn't know. :3
35. Broken any hearts? None that I know of, but what would I know?
36. Got your heart broken? What heart?
37. Ever liked a friend? I think I make friends with tons of people, so I probably did at some point.
38. What happened? NOTHING.

Section Four: Past Relationships LOL, ALL ANSWERS ARE NO/NONE.

39. How many relationships have you been in:
40. How many were serious enough to count:
41. Who were those serious ones:
42. Funnest hook-ups:
43. What made them different:
44. What happened:
45. Best boy/girlfriend:
46. Worst boy/girlfriend:
47. Ever been kissed:
48. Who do you want back:
49. Who do you regret:
50. Why:

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: ...I can't pick.
52. Movie: The Dark Knight
53. Food: Either spaghetti or sushi
54. Drink: Orange Fanta
55. Store: ...I don't shop.
56. Television show: Total Drama Island
57. Holiday: Christmas
58. Book: Good Omens
59. Ice cream: Vanilla
60. Sweets: chocolate
61. Crisps: ...You mean chips? Pringles, maybe.
62. Type of music: Most stuff. Except country.
63. Artist: The Beatles
64. Word: Idiosyncracy (it's just so fun to say! )
65. Time of day: Sunset
66. Dressing: Olive oil
67. Alcoholic drink: I've never had any.
68. Colour(s): Blue, preferably cerulean
69. Piece of clothing: My jangly shirt that I bought at a flea market in Taiwan.
70. Character: Sirius Black
71. Smell: Meat.
72. Shampoo: Huh. I dunno. I've never really checked.
73. Soap: ...There are different identifiable kinds of soap?
74. Smiley:
75. Board game: Monopoly. ALL YOUR MONEYS ARE BELONG TO US. >D
76. Sport: Basketball, but only for watching.
77. Number: 13
78. Quote: "You are all very stupid people, and you know nothing at all." -that one monk in Neverwhere
79. Animal: Puppy-sized elephants
80. Actor: HEATH LEDGER.
82. Vegetable: A potato's a vegetable, right?
83. Fruit: Grapes.
84. Place to be: My room
85. Thing in your room: My Rubik's Cube.
86. Gum: Bubbletape
87. Shape: A dodecahedron. ...They can be three-dimensional, right?
88. Country: Taiwan
89. Mall: I don't go to malls.
90. Car: Um...dunno. The ones that look nice?
91. Boy's name: Gabriel (or Mihael. )
92. Girl's name: Alice
93. Family member: The little brother.
94. Restaurant: Junz.
95. Movie place: The one that shows the movie I want.
96. Person to go to the movies with: ...Myself? Or my friends, but only when no one else is in the theater.
97. Noise: Cooking
98. Brand of shoe: Converse
99. Brand of clothing: Dude, I don't pay attention.
100. Body part of a chicken: The meaty part.
101. Swear word: Whore
102. Month: Um...April or May
103. Possession: The Professor
104. Team: LAKERS.
105. Season: Spring
106. Radio station: 105.9, probably.
107. Magazine: Entertainment Weekly
108. Favourite grade: ...I don't remember.
109. Least favourite grade: I still don't remember.
110. Teacher: BAUER.
111. Least favourite teacher: Math teacher.
112. Subject: CHEMISTRY.
113. Subject to talk about: Um...Harry Potter?

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: That one Asian woman.
115. Who's your dad?: The General.
116. Any step-parents?: No
117. Any brothers?: Two.
118. Any Sisters?: Nope.
120. Coolest: The little brother.
121. Loudest: Probably the older one.
122. Best relative: The little brother
123. Worse relative: The General.
124. Do you get along with your parents? Not particularly, no.
125. With your siblings? Yes to the little brother, no to the older.
126. Does anyone understand you? I don't know. I'm not them.
127. Do you have any pets?: Yes
128. If so, what kind and name? Link, my adorable golden retriever.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet? I want to have a kitty one day...
130. Can I be a part of your family? Lol, I'm pretty sure anyone who wants to join will be an improvement.

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? Yes.
132. Did you drop out?: No.
133. Your current GPA: I dunno. Something high.
134. Do you buy or bring lunch? Buy, usually chicken noodle soup.
135. ABC's?: Yes?
136. Favorite class: This year? Probably AP Euro. Overall, Chemistry. :3
137. Play any sports at school? Never.
138. Are you popular?: Um...I don't really know. A lot of people know who I am, but I'm not sure a lot of people like me.
139. Favourite memory: Being able to bite into foods for the first time.
140. Most humiliating moment: Honestly, I don't remember.
141. Most funniest moment: Any day with the friends. And most funniest is incorrect grammar.
142. Most scared moment: I'm not easily scared, but if I had to choose, probably that one time when my hair caught on fire.

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Vs. Humans
146. Dog: Panting
147. Christina Aguilera: ...Red?
148. Ricky Martin: Lol.
149. 50 cent: $
15o. Poop: Shit.
151. Beach: Ocean!
152. Desert: Sand
153. Water: Thirsty
154. Osama: bin Laden
155. Love: Heart
156. Your little brother: looks like a girl.
157. Butt: Ass.
158. Clowns: Rainbow
159. Wonder: weiss
16o. Brown: Wood
161. Banana: Mmm.
162. Sex: Naked
163. Parents: Money
164. Homosexuals: Milan
165. God: White

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Maybe...maybe not.
167. Heaven: Not really.
168. Devil: Not an all-powerful one, no.
169. Hell: Yus. I'ma gonna take it over when I die.
170: Boogy man: No.
171. Closet Monsters: Not the kind that scare you at night, at least.
172. Fortune tellings: Dunno. I'm not really familiar with it.
173. Magic: Hell yes.
174. Love at first sight: Not a chance.
175. Ghosts: No.
176. Voo-doo dolls: Not that I know of...
177. Reincarnation: Probably not.
178. Yourself: That I'm awesome? You know it.

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: Nope.
180. Do drugs: Nope.
181. Drink alcohol: Never, except for that one time when I accidentally took communion, but that's another story...
182. Cuss: Fuck yes.
183. Sing in the shower: When the older brother isn't in the room next to the shower.
184. Like school: I like the going part, but not so much the working part.
185. Want to get married: If only to produce pretty children, yes.
186. Type with all of your fingers: Yes.
187. Think you're attractive: Lol, not really.
188. Drink and drive: Lol, drinking while I'm driving is not the core of my driving problems, yeah?
189. Snore: Not anymore, I don't think.
190. Sleep walk: Nope.
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Sunsets are way better than sunrises.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: No.
193. Gotten so drunk till you threw up everywhere: No.
194. Told that person how you felt: What person how I felt?
195. Been arrested: No.
196. Gone to jail or juvie: No.
197. Skateboarded: Lol, yeah, but I kind of failed at it.
198. Skinny dipped: Nope.
199. Rock climbed: Not on a real rock cliff, no.
200. Killed someone: No.
201. Watched porn: I don't watch porn. I read it. >.>
202. Gone on a road trip: Yes. I much prefer planes.
203. Went out of the country: You know it.
204. Talked back to an adult: You got it.
205. Broken a law: Not that I know of...
206. Got pulled over: Not on a main road.
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Um, no.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Yes. I don't mind, but it can get rather tedious sometimes.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: Lol, this would require having kissed anyone at all, right?
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Nope.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyway? If letting yourself eats it counts, then yes.
213. Moon someone: No.
214. Shop-lifted: No.
215. Worked at McDonald's: Never had a legitimate job, period, actually.
216. Eaten a dog: No, but then, I tend not to pay all that much attention to what I eat.
217. Give money to a homeless person: Not that I recall.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Nope.
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Nope.
220. Had a one night stand: Nope.
221. Smoked: Nope.
222. Done drugs: Nope.
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: This would require having an ex, right?
224. Slap someone for being stupid: I don't slap.
225. Had cyber sex: Um...no.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: While I'm not a huge fan of being female, I get the feeling I'd like being a male much, much less.
227. Caught someone doing something: What are you implying?
228. Played a game that removes clothing: I always manage to leave right before these games go on, apparently.
229. Cried during a movie: Not for like, years, but yeah.
230. Cried over someone: Not romantically.
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Nope.
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Nope.
233. Ran away from home: Nope. I like my fancy house and wealth very much, thank you.
234. Cheated on a test: Um...nothing too hardcore.

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Yes
236. Sky dive: Lol, sure.
237. Swim with dolphins: Hell yes!
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No.
239. Try to be the opposite sex: If the situation ever arose, sure.
240. Lie to the police: If I could get away with it...
241. Run from the police: Again, if I could get away with it, I'd consider it.
242. Lie to your parents: You know it.
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: No.
244. Be an exotic dancer: Fff, sure, why not?
245. Fuck a donkey for 1,000,000: 1,000,000 what? I'm not agreeing to anything unless we're on the same page.

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Depends on who I'm around.
247. Loud: Apparently, yes.
248. Nice: Only when I'm consciously putting out a lot of effort.
249: Outgoing: Again, depends on who I'm around.
250: Quiet: When I need to be.
251. Mean: Absolutely.
252. Emotional: Not a chance.
253. Sensitive: Not really.
254. Gay: No, but I think I'm more asexual than I am straight.
255. Strong: Physically? No upper body strength at all.
256. Weak: Why are there so many opposite traits? Shy/Outgoing, loud/quiet, nice/mean, strong/weak? If you answer one, you're basically answering the other.
257. Caring: Depends on who.
258. Dangerous: Lol, what do you define as dangerous?
259. Crazy: Hell yeah!
260. Spontaneous: Depends, again. For the most part, no.
261. Funny: So I've been told. :3
262. Sweet: Lol. No.
263. Sharing: Depends on what.
264. Responsible: I don't like to be, but yeah.
265. Trustworthy: I try to be.
266. Open-minded: Yes.
267. Creative: Not really.
268. Cute: Wait, is this the physical appearance cute or the personality cute or the weird romantic definition of cute? Because I think I'm more personality cure..
269. Slick: Lol, I don't really know.
270. Smart: Yus.
271. Dumb: *sigh* Another opposite?
272. Evil: *hides plans for world domination*
273. Ghetto: ...Lol. No.
274. Classy: I don't think so.
275. Photogenic: Not really, I don't think.
276. Dependable: It's kind of on and off, actually.
277. Greedy: Yes.
278. Ugly: Hey, I wouldn't go that far. I'm not pretty, but I'd like to think I'm not that bad.
279. Messy: Not by my definition.
280. Neat: Stop with the opposites!
281. Perverted: ....
282. Silly: Yus.
283. A Bitch: When I need to be.
284. A Good Listener: I think.
285. A Fighter: Metaphorically? I guess.
286. A Party Animal: Lol, absolutely not.
287. A Game Freak: I kick it old-school on my Nintendo 64. But I still play X-box and Wii. :3
288. A Computer Freak: Lol, not in skill, but in obsession.

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Something money making.
290. Dream house: A dwelling in Rivendell. Or New Zealand.
291. Husband/Wife: Someone who can produce pretty children with me.
292. Kids: PRETTY. D<
293. Names: Alice and Gabriel. Or maybe a Benjamin.
294. Pets: Depends on the family consensus.
295. Car: What I can afford, man.
296. Age you would want to get married: Um...late twenties, preferably, but I wouldn't mind waiting.
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: Padfoot. History repeats itself, eh?
298. Honeymoon: Ooh, tough one. Italy, maybe?

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: Padfoot.
300. Known the longest: Of my current friends, Padfoot.
301. Craziest: Luna.
302. Loudest: Um...Julie, maybe? We're all pretty loud, though.
303. Shyest: Moony.
304. Best hair: Raili.
305. Best eyes: Lily, hell yes.
306. Best body: Damn, I don't really pay attention. Christina, maybe?
307. Most Athletic: Diana.
308. Hot-Tempered: ...Bridget? I think?
309. Most impatient: Kara
310. Shortest: Raili.
311. Tallest: ...I don't remember if Christina or Kate is taller. Although Diana gives everyone a run for their money...
312. Skinniest: Ale
313. Best singer: Mackayla, I suppose. Although Raili is pretty damn good.
314. Funniest: Padfoot.
315. Can always make you laugh: Padfoot. :3
316. Wish you talked to more: Right now, Bridget. D:
317. Wish you saw more: PADFOOT. COME BACK FROM MEXICO, DAMMIT.
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Ehm...redhead. Other than that, no one, really.
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: LOL, ALL OF YOU.
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Not that I can think of.
321. Whose always been there when you need them: I...don't ever really need them...but all of them, I think.
322. Who is like your family: Padfoot.
323. How many friends do you have? LOL, A LOT.
324. How many are really close? Um...still a lot?

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Indian food.
326. Thing you drank: Sierra Mist.
327. Thing you wore: Shirt and jeans
328. Thing you did: Watched stuff on Youtube while I should be working.
329. Place you went: India's Kitchen.
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: NOTHING.
331. Person you saw: The little brother
332. Person you hugged: Probably Mackayla.
333. Person you kissed: ALSO NO ONE.
334. Person you fucked: No one. :3
335. Person you talked to online: ...Shit, I dunno. Diana, I think.
336. Person you talked to on the phone: I don't do phone talking.
337. Song you heard: Something Godspell-y.
338. Show you saw: Hank Green rambling.
339. Time you fought with your parents: Fff, I don't keep track anymore.
340. Time you fought with a friend: I don't think I've ever really fought with a friend before.
341. Words you said: "What?!" (effing general saying I probably haven't taken a shower in a while)

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: ...Nothing.
344. What are you drinking: My saliva
345. What are you thinking: My computer screen is really white...
346. What are you wearing: Shirt and jeans.
347. What are you doing: Trying to finish this thing before the general forcibly pries my off to make me go to sleep. (It's only bloody 10 pm.)
349. Hair: Pony tail, as per usual.
350. Mood: Tired
351. Listening to: Computers buzzing.
352. Talking to anyone: Not to anyone right now.
353. Watching anything: Nope.

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: Not a fucking chance.
355. Are you a carnivore: Hellz yes.
356. Are you heterosexual: Yup.
357. Do you like penguins: They're classy. .
358. Do you write poetry: Nope.
359. Do you see stupid people: not right now.
360. You + Me = Mou.
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Not really interested in them.
362. Can you see flying pigs: I can when I close my eyes. :3
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Sometimes. :3
364. Are you from Afghanistan: Uh...no?
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: Not really.
366. Are you a zombie:
367. Am I annoying you: I think I'm too out of it to really register annoyance right now.
368. Do you bite your nails: Nope.
369. Can you cross your eyes: Nope.
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Like, every other day or so.
371. Have you touched someone's private part: Nope.

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Summer
373. Spring or Autumn: Spring
374. Shakira or Britney: Shakira
375. MTV or VH1: They both fail.
376. Black or White: Greyscale.
377. Yellow or Pink: yellow
378. Football or Basketball: Basketball, if we're talking American football.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Cell.
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Piercings, if I had to choose.
383. Inside or Outside: Inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: Sobriety.
385. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
386. Tape or Glue: Tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: IN-N-FUCKING-OUT.

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: Chopin was the shit back in the day.
389. About boy bands: They sell pretty rather than music
390. About suicide: It's an option for those who don't know what the hell they're doing.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Lol. Do your worst, fools.
392. About teen pregnancy: YDI, bitches.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Alive, I hope.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Dunno. A lot of my friends come and go. I hope the Marauders will stay, though. :3
395. About gay men: They're much more fashion savvy than I am.

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: No time! D:
397. Current weather right now: Nighttime? Is that a weather?
398. Current time: 10:24 PM
399. Any shout outs: GTFI BACK TO COLORADO, PADFOOT. D< AND DNI, ILU.
400. Last thoughts: Yay, accomplishment!